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moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:55:04 -0400

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

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Mon, 20 May 2013 02:52:30 -0400

How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Peen?: You know what would be awesome?

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:52:27 -0400

How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Peen?: You know what would be awesome?:

daftwithoneshoe:

daftwithoneshoe:

stuftzombie:

daftwithoneshoe:

An episode of Supernatural called ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ guest starring Gordon Ramsay playing himself possessed by a demon.

So just playing himself?

Yes, but more like ‘this virgin is so undercooked she could give birth to the next son of God at any moment!’ or ‘I’ve met hell hounds who can prepare a more elegant meal than this shit! And what’s this? Maggots? Those don’t go with angel blood!’

Just in case you had any doubts.

yougetshotgun: (x)

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:52:23 -0400

yougetshotgun:

(x)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 02:52:21 -0400

z1c: being 20+ on tumblr

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:50:33 -0400

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:07:40 -0400

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:04:13 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:41:02 -0400

mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:40:52 -0400

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

wasps

those stringy things on the banana

commercials on youtube

bestcouples: MOST IMPORTANTLY from A10 - DJ has asked all of us...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:33:21 -0400

bestcouples:

MOST IMPORTANTLY from A10 - DJ has asked all of us to send our prayers, best wishes and positive vibes to Genevieve’s sister who was in that terrible accident and is still very very poorly in hospital. he said it was not looking good for her and she needs all the positive energy we can give.

I’ll be damned.

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:33:04 -0400

I’ll be damned.

visually stunning rani mukherji for sabyasachi/filmfare

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:12:38 -0400

visually stunning rani mukherji for sabyasachi/filmfare

shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:09:56 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:04:51 -0400

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

egberts: DUUUUUUUUUUDE WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE “BEND OVER AND...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:02:55 -0400

egberts:

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE

“BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN”

AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT

BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt

freckledbuttchester: Misha told us how he and Vicki got together! Met in English class where he was...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:49:40 -0400

freckledbuttchester:

Misha told us how he and Vicki got together! Met in English class where he was the only boy, he would write her poetry making fun of her (she was super preppy), and once likened her nose to a cathedral.
They took a trip down to Boston with some friends and someone bought a bottle of vodka. They split up at some point to go to different houses, and after they met back up on the bus, Misha noticed a bunch of hickeys on her neck and was surprised that she was messing around with someone else. They were walking off the bus together and he asked if she would like to be in a relationship (“I used that term because I didn’t know what else to say”) and she said yes.
After the fact, Vicki said she was surprised to see all the hickeys on his neck too. They realized they had done it to each other, but had no recollection whatsoever. Misha assured us that both of them maintained their delicate flower of virginity, but there were also bruises on Vicki’s inner thighs. And this was all done in a hotel room in front of all of their friends.
He said something like the best stories start with a blackout.

carcinog3n3ticist: crateshya: spookowl: purrrfect-plaything: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:49:10 -0400

carcinog3n3ticist:

crateshya:

spookowl:

purrrfect-plaything:

I STARTED CYRGING

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE ICE ICE BABY BUT THIS IS A LOT BETTER

iM SCREAIMING

tsundere-and-lightning: gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:48:49 -0400

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:48:40 -0400

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.

A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.

No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.