i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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the only word in the entire french language is baguette
Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !
*baguette
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
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i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
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[video]
And why does this exist?
I’m a writer this is exactly what I need for my story
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Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
this is great
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they should make a book of nothing but pictures like this called ‘men in business suits making out aggressively.’
i would subscribe.
holy mother—
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care to try some Old Sport, old sport?
OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE